Amusing bits from a Crossing event

(Starlear acts like a city guard for a contest)
Starlear says to you, "Can you be a zombie for a second? I need you to be a zombie. Just look angry and groan at me."
You sigh.
You groan.
You glare at Starlear.
You ask, "Happy now?"
Noopin jumps back from you!
Noopin exclaims, "Zombie!"
Noopin shrieks!
(Starlear wanders in, going about his daily rounds. Spotting Casserah, he seems to not notice her at all, and then suddenly in a startling display of agility, dashes over to grab Noopin by the wrist, with a loud, emphatic, "HA! GOT YOU, PICKPOCKET!")
Aislynn laughs!
You laugh!
Noopin laughs!
Noopin flails his arms about.


Starlear says, "```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````stret."
Linett blinks at Starlear.
Starlear coughs.
Aislynn squints at Starlear.
Klines peers at Starlear over the rim of his monocle.
Starlear babbles incoherently.
You glance at Starlear, a male Elf.
Shenney blinks at Starlear.
Jiah grins at Starlear.
Linett whispers, "OOC: omg I am dying"
Shenney says to Starlear, "You must have a cat."
You ask, "Did the puns finally do irrevocable damage?"
Aerella pats Starlear on the back.
Starlear twitches.
Starlear nods to you.
Starlear's eyes roll back in his head as his knees buckle causing him to collapse in a heap to the ground.
You just feel so pleased with yourself, you can't help letting out a hearty cheer.
Linett says, "Oh dear, he is dying."
Jiah exclaims, "Mouth to mouth someone quick!"
Linett says, "Casserah is the most likely, convince her."
You blanch.
Linett grins at you.
Aerella grins at Starlear.
Starlear asks, "How is she the most likely?"
Aerella giggles.
Starlear laughs!
Starlear stands up.
You ask, "Why did what's her name leave? Lisbet?"
Starlear dusts himself off.
Starlear says, "She's off playing darts with her man-candy."